This September, make sure you celebrate Oktoberfest the right way and become a VIP!
Everyone likes special perks and cool swag, and there's no better way to receive them than by purchasing an Oktoberfest VIP Package for only $225. Check out how great a value it is:
Quantifiable Monetary Value... $286
PLUS...
Four free passes for indoor bathroom access... $1,234.56 ...your wife or girlfriend can verify this value!
Celebrity status from so many people gawking at your awesome lidded beer Stein... ...fame and prestige that'll make Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce envious! Your own personal fan club if you get additional Steins for your friends... ...purchase unlidded Steins discounted at $65; lidded ones at $100, which are also fillable at the 2-beers-for-1 price deal (available via pre-order only, while supplies last, contact rectory for info) ** Note, only the 2025 stein is eligible for beer refills